Fwd: changing a light bulb

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This was posted on another list that I am a member of. If it was also posted

here, please forgive the repeat. I guess we should add a category for people

who post the original question again in the middle of the discussion!!!

 

How many listmembers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

 

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

 

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light

bulb could have been changed differently.

 

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

 

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light

bulbs.

 

Three to correct spelling/grammar errors.

 

Six to argue over whether it's " lightbulb " or " light bulb " .

 

Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

 

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct

spelling.

 

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take

this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

 

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs

and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

 

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to

buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique

and what brands are faulty.

 

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

 

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected

URL.

 

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this

group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

 

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all

headers and signatures, and add " Me too " .

 

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot

handle the light bulb controversy.

 

Four to say " didn't we go through this already a short time ago? "

 

Thirteen to say " do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions

about light bulbs. "

 

Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.

 

AND

 

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with

something unrelated and start it all over again!