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Now now, no need to get nasty about it.

 

When I assisted, ahem, in my youngest son's Kindergarten, I let the kids

come to me instead of approaching them. I am a big guy and I know from

experience it's better if their curiosity draws them to me, rather than me

looming over them. They loved me. (I'm very good with little kids and

the occasional small furry coastal animal.)

 

In any case, though, when one is babysitting, its inevitably the opposite

that happens. A new adult or older kid is suddenly and unwantedly thrust

into a position of authority over the little kid. So the kid will

occasionally say or do things to back this new person off a bit, such as

saying you're fat. They might also test limits, or see if their usual

powers work in this new situation, etc.

 

Best advice: Never let anything a little kid says offend you or bother

you in the slightest. They're just being honest and blunt and have no

social graces; all of this is a blessing. And when a little kid says,

" Wow, you're fat, " you just say, " You're not kidding, " or " Yes, I am, what

are you? " and they'll be your friend because they don't mean all the cruel

sick things adults mean when adults say such things.

 

Different species.

 

On Tuesday, August 3, 2004, at 06:59 AM,

wrote:

 

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> Try being a teacher!

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> --- ~ PT ~ <patchouli_troll wrote:

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" What you are thunders so

that I cannot hear what you say to the contrary. "

-Ralph Emerson, writer and philosopher (1803-1882)

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