Watch Your Mouth

[Guest guest]

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on

nutrition

and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting

medical studies.

 

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the

British or Americans.

 

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the

British

or Americans.

 

3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks

than the

British or Americans.

 

4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart

attacks

than the British or Americans.

 

5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and

suffer

fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

 

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently

what

kills you!

 

 

 

 

 

" We must change business as usual so it doesn't mean Machiavellian ends

justify means for short-term profits at all costs. "

--Frater Libre, ALA