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Thursday, Nov. 27, 2003

Turkeys May Not Be Stupid After All  

 

 

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) - An Oregon State University poultry

scientist thinks turkeys are getting a bum rap. While they may not

be the sharpest arrows in the quiver, Tom Savage, a professor of

Animal Science, said the big birds aren't really dumb.

 

 

``I've always viewed turkeys as smart animals with personality

and character, and keen awareness of their surroundings,'' Savage

said. ``The 'dumb' tag simply doesn't fit.''

 

 

Stories abound of how turkeys are so stupid that they sometimes

look up while it's raining and keep staring skyward until they

drown.

 

 

Savage said turkeys sometimes do cock their heads and hold that

position for a minute or more. It's a genetically caused nervous

disorder that Savage identified in the early 1990s.

 

 

``It's an example of how a misunderstood animal behavior becomes

identified as proof that the animal is extremely lacking in

intelligence,'' Savage said.

 

 

And he noted that wild turkeys are cunning enough to leave

hunters frustrated and cursing.

 

 

Savage said he knows it's an uphill fight to reshape the fowls'

image as anything but a big, dumb bird. But he said he'll keep

trying.

 

 

``I'm an advocate for turkeys,'' Savage said. ``Except on

Thanksgiving.''

 

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Which proves he is unethical and has no qualms murdering something for his

own greed.

 

 

 

 

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