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We made the tofurkey at my family's gathering. I was so excited! Everyone

was really supportive of my commitment to vegetarianism. We had so many

vegetarian dishes. Anyway, back to the tofurkey. We made it according to the

package directions.and it turned out awful! My favorite descriptor was " spam

with gasoline in it. " I laughed a lot at that. My dog wouldn't even eat the

stuff. Three different members of my family were so curious, that after

their own celebrations, they came over to marvel at the tofurkey. They

couldn't even believe it was a real product. Luckily, I have a good sense of

humor...

 

 

 

Everything else about Thanksgiving was excellent! But that Tofurkey.WOW.

Lol.

 

 

 

I just thought that was amusing, so I wanted to share! My family cracks me

up.

 

 

 

 

 

Best,

 

 

 

Teresa

 

 

 

 

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I agree, I had tofurkey about 4 years ago, and I was hoping that it has changed

to be a bit more edible, I guess not! It is my families joke on me that I tried

it one year. I have learned better, just stick with the side dishes!

Denise

Teresa Newsome <newsome.5 wrote: We made the tofurkey at my

family's gathering. I was so excited! Everyone

was really supportive of my commitment to vegetarianism. We had so many

vegetarian dishes. Anyway, back to the tofurkey. We made it according to the

package directions.and it turned out awful! My favorite descriptor was " spam

with gasoline in it. " I laughed a lot at that. My dog wouldn't even eat the

stuff. Three different members of my family were so curious, that after

their own celebrations, they came over to marvel at the tofurkey. They

couldn't even believe it was a real product. Luckily, I have a good sense of

humor...

 

 

 

Everything else about Thanksgiving was excellent! But that Tofurkey.WOW.

Lol.

 

 

 

I just thought that was amusing, so I wanted to share! My family cracks me

up.

 

 

 

 

 

Best,

 

 

 

Teresa

 

 

 

 

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Well, now, between you and I, I am sure Tofurkey and Now and Zen Un-turkey have

hit men out to stop us from telling the truth about these turkeys. Pun intended.

My list of descriptors for the Now and Zen was " sponge, " rubber, " " squeakie, "

and " like eating the sole of a sneaker. " Fortunately we took ours back to the

store and they refunded our money. Now and Zen is also going to get my review.

Fortunately we had way too much delicious food anyway and didn't miss it.

linda

" Whatever you do will be insignificant and it is very important that you do it. "

Mohandas Gandhi

 

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Teresa Newsome

 

 

. Anyway, back to the tofurkey. We made it according to the

package directions.and it turned out awful! My favorite descriptor was " spam

with gasoline in it. " I laughed a lot at that. My dog wouldn't even eat the

stuff. Three different members of my family were so curious, that after

their own celebrations, they came over to marvel at the tofurkey. They

couldn't even believe it was a real product. Luckily, I have a good sense of

humor...

 

 

 

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