Guest guest Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 >A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. > > " I'd love to be six again, " she replied. >On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got >up, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then >took her off to the local theme park. >What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the >Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster >Roller Coaster, every ride there was. >Five hours later his wife staggered out of the theme >park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside >down. >Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her >loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra >fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was >off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, >popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M's. >What a fabulous adventure! >Finally she wobbled home with her husband and >collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his >precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, > " Well, Dear, what was it like being six again? " >Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly >changed. " You idiot, I meant my dress size! " >The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, >he is gonna get it wrong! _______________ Help protect your PC. Get a FREE computer virus scan online from McAfee. http://clinic.mcafee.com/clinic/ibuy/campaign.asp?cid=3963 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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