Guest guest Posted June 17, 2003 Report Share Posted June 17, 2003 Why don't you just deadpan something like, " Um....don't you remember what I said to you the first 50 times you asked me that? " And don't forget to add an eyeroll at the end. Alternatively, if you feel so inclined, you could act really concerned and say, " I don't mean to embarass you, but are you having memory problems? I only bring it up because you ask me that same question every time I see you, and I'm truly concerned for your health. You know [insert obnoxious relative's name here], I hear that the extra hormones in meat can bring on alzheimer's, so if you're having memory problems at all...... " then just sort of drone off. ________________________________ Tue, 17 Jun 2003 11:01:48 -0400 " Laurie B " <laitaina Re: OT - Eddie Izzard! > " Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers? " >George Carlin > > Now I love Carlin, but I happen to have a relative who asks me this over and over and over as if she expects a serious answer. Anyone know a good shut-up-and-eat-your-dead-animals comeback? Laurie _______________ Tired of spam? Get advanced junk mail protection with MSN 8. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail SBC DSL - Now only $29.95 per month! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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