Guest guest Posted May 19, 2003 Report Share Posted May 19, 2003 bwahahaha! someone posted this to a poetry email group I belong to. Figured you all might get a kick out of it. Now that I own a purrbug of my own, I'm realizing how true each & every one of these are. Megan - > Cat Haiku > > The rule for today - > Touch my tail, I shred your hand. > New rule tomorrow. > > The Big Ones snore now. > Every room is dark and cold. > Time for " Cup Hockey " . > > You never feed me. > Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. > That will sure show you. > > My small cardboard box. > You cannot see me if I > can just hide my head. > > Blur of motion, then - > silence, me, a paper bag. > What is so funny? > > Wanna go outside. > Oh, no! Help! I got outside! > Let me back inside! > > Grace personified. > I leap into the window. > I meant to do that. > > You're always typing. > Well, let's see you ignore my > sitting on your hands. > > I want to be close > to you. Can I fit my head > inside your armpit? > > Humans are so strange. > Mine lies still in bed, then screams. > My claws are not that sharp. > > Cats meow out of angst > " Thumbs! If only we had thumbs! > We could do so much! " > > You must scratch me there! > Yes, above my tail! > Behold, Elevator butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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