They Might Be Giants

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TMBG also does a wonderful version of this.

 

On Monday, April 21, 2003, at 06:52 PM,

wrote:

 

> Message: 9

> Mon, 21 Apr 2003 16:25:11 -0000

> " ~ P_T ~ " <patchouli_troll

> Had to laugh...

>

> I heard this song on the car radio this morning while

> driving my daughter to school. Being viewed as a

> new agey-type vegetarian mom, both she and I got a

> laugh over the lyrics.

>

> ~ PT ~

>

> Artist Deadeye Dick

> Album Unknown

> Song New Age Girl

>

> I've got a new age girl

> (Tell us what she's like)

> An environmentalist girl

> (Does she ride a bike)

> She has crystal necklace

> (She spend a lot of cash)

> Though her vibes are rather reckless

> (She's heading for a crash)

> Oh her flowing skirt is blowing in a transcendental wind

> And she wonders without knowing where did she begin..

>

> Mary Moon.. she's a vegetarian

> (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)

> Mary Moon.. will outlive all the septuagenarians

> (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)

> Oh, she loves me so

> She hates to be alone

> She don't eat meat

> But she sure like the bone

>

> RAH

>

> You knew she drives a wind car

> (How does she like it)

> It doesn't get her far

> (Why doesn't she bike it)

> But it gets her to where she's going to

> (I don't know, I don't know, I don't know)

> Where that is, I wish I knew

> I don't know where she's going

> And I don't know where she's been

> All I know that loving her has gotta be a sin

>

> (Chorus)

>

> RAH

>

> Mary Moon will you hesitate

> Don't segregate your thought from your emotions

> I know that devotion isn't way up there

>

> RAH

>

> Mary Moon.. she's a vegetarian

> (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)

> Mary Moon.. will outlive all the septuagenarians

> (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)

> Mary Moon.. She's an intellectual

> (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)

> Mary Moon.. Despite that fact remains quite sexual

> (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)

> Mary Moon.. She's the one for me, me, yeah

>

> RAH

>

>

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