Guest guest Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 & #65279;A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, " Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich! " The panda yells back at the bartender, " Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up! " The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: " A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves. " [...there'll be love and laughter, and peace ever after, just you wait and see... ---Vera Lynn] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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