Strange help-microwave

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Hi everyone (waves)

 

I have a funny question. We have a microwave that was given to us by

a friend it is pretty old and has only heat and defrost. I want it

gone! but Kris didn't grow up with one and sees it as a status symbol

as to how well we are doing in the world. I know that if it stops

working we won't buy another one (if I put my tiny little size 3 foot

down.) It takes up so much room in our kitchen I have to use the space

for a table with this really ugly cabinet in order to have room to

" cook " food. My question is does anyone know a safe way for me to

break this awful contraption safely?

 

Of course this idea might backfire on me. Almost 2 years ago I told

Kris I didn't want a TV after Nick (old friend previous renter of the

flat before we bought it) came and got his tiny little 13 inch one. He

(Kris) came home 3 days later with a 29 inch sony wide screen. So as

you can see sometimes my plans don't go so well. (Most people arrange

the living room around the sofa because it is the largest puece of

furniture I have to do it around this huge ugly TV!)

 

Thanks in advance for any suggestions to this rather silly problem.

 

Love and kisses,

Lu