Vegans Only Valentine's Bash

[Guest guest]

perhaps the simple "vegans only" statement could clarify who

is allowed to attend without offending anyone?

 

as for the point douglas made about allowing vegans to attend

in order to help them become vegan:

 

almost all the events on this email forum are exactly those sorts of events.

however, i'm begining to sense that the valentine's day bash was not meant

to be one of them.

 

not all vegans are willing to date, or even consider dating, a nonvegan.

 

~will

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me = (pythagorean + beans).

 

"I observed, sir, the contempt denoted by your manner of enunciating the word abolitionists;

but this does not affect me."

~ The Yankee Slave-Dealer; or, An Abolitionist Down South. A Tale for the Times by "A Texan."

 

 

[Guest guest]

> perhaps

the simple " vegans only " statement could clarify who is allowed to

attend without offending anyone?

 

 

To clarify:

 

You do not have to be vegan to attend the Vegan Valentine’s

Day Dance. However, by decree of The Committee to Ban Sarah Palin from the

Vegan Valentine’s Day Dance, Sarah Palin, former governor of Alaska, has

been officially banned. Other Sarah Palins may attend, but they must prove they

are not the former governor of Alaska.

 

Remember, you have to buy your ticket before the event!

 

Looking forward to seeing everyone (except Sarah Palin)

there!

 

Jack

http://www.veganhealth.org/vday

 

P.S. There will be no aerial wolf hunting allowed at the

event, please leave rifles in your helicopter.

[Guest guest]

Jack

 

Sounds like the event will be a huge success thanks to all

the extra publicity Victor has helped generate. I think you owe him a cut of

ticket sales ;-)

 

I think this has probably been the most discussed event ever

on the list. What's the old saying, there's no such thing as bad publicity.

 

Cheers

Chris

 

 

 

 

On Behalf Of Jack

Norris

Monday, February 08, 2010 9:31 AM

 

Re:Vegans Only Valentine's Bash

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

> perhaps the simple " vegans

only " statement could clarify who is allowed to attend without

offending anyone?

To clarify:

 

You do not have to be vegan to attend the Vegan

Valentine’s Day Dance. However, by decree of The Committee to Ban Sarah

Palin from the Vegan Valentine’s Day Dance, Sarah Palin, former governor

of Alaska, has been officially banned. Other Sarah Palins may attend, but they

must prove they are not the former governor of Alaska.

 

Remember, you have to buy your ticket before the event!

 

Looking forward to seeing everyone (except Sarah Palin)

there!

 

Jack

http://www.veganhealth.org/vday

 

P.S. There will be no aerial wolf hunting allowed at the

event, please leave rifles in your helicopter.