OT: too funny not to pass on! NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

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> >NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

> >

> >

> >D A M N I T O L

> >Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

> >

> >ST. M O M M A'S W O R T

> >Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers

> >unconscious for up to two days.

> >

> >E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N

> >Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of

> >how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved

> >out.

> >

> >P E P T O B I M B O

> >Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an

> >evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents

> >conception.

> >

> >D U M B E R O L

> >When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in

> >enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

> >

> >F L I P I T O R

> >Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the

> >urge to flip off other drivers.

> >

> >M E N I C I L L I N

> >Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal

> >lines as, " You make me want to be a better person ..Can we get naked now? " .

> >

> >BUYAGRA

> >Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration,

> >and credit limit of spending spree.

> >

> >J A C K A S S P I R I N

> >Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,

> >anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

> >

> >A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T

> >A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to

> >share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

> >

> >N A G A M E N T

> >When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation

> >level as nagging him.

 

> >Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh, and any man who can

 

> >handle it.

 

 

 

 

who I am is fine, it's just this body that's disabled!

 

" work your fingers to the bone, whatta ya get....

boney fingers, boney fingers "

Source: Boney Fingers by the late great Hoyt Axton

 

 

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[Guest guest]

HAHAHAHA!!!

 

I forwarded this to office so I can share.

 

Gayle

 

 

Angela <angelaamy2001

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 17:21:12 -0800 (PST)

OT: too funny not to pass on! NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

 

 

 

 

 

> >NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

> >

> >

> >D A M N I T O L

> >Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

> >

> >ST. M O M M A'S W O R T

> >Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers

> >unconscious for up to two days.

> >

> >E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N

> >Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of

> >how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved

> >out.

> >

> >P E P T O B I M B O

> >Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an

> >evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents

> >conception.

> >

> >D U M B E R O L

> >When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in

> >enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

> >

> >F L I P I T O R

> >Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the

> >urge to flip off other drivers.

> >

> >M E N I C I L L I N

> >Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal

> >lines as, " You make me want to be a better person ..Can we get naked now? " .

> >

> >BUYAGRA

> >Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration,

> >and credit limit of spending spree.

> >

> >J A C K A S S P I R I N

> >Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,

> >anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

> >

> >A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T

> >A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to

> >share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

> >

> >N A G A M E N T

> >When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation

> >level as nagging him.

 

> >Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh, and any man who can

 

> >handle it.

 

 

 

 

who I am is fine, it's just this body that's disabled!

 

" work your fingers to the bone, whatta ya get....

boney fingers, boney fingers "

Source: Boney Fingers by the late great Hoyt Axton

 

 

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