Guest guest Posted December 2, 2001 Report Share Posted December 2, 2001 ------------- SAME OLD STORY ------------- A woman walks up to a crippled-up little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. " I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, " she says. " What's your secret for a long, happy life? " " I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise. " " Wow, that's amazing, " says the woman. " How old are you? " " Twenty-six. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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