Guest guest Posted April 20, 2000 Report Share Posted April 20, 2000 The Adventure~~~ A famed English explorer was invited to Dartmouth to tell of his adventures in the African jungle. " Can you imagine, " he demanded, " people so primitive that they love to eat the embryo of certain birds, and slices from the belly of certain animals? And grind up grass seed, make it into a paste, burn it over a fire, then smear it with a greasy mess they extract from the mammary fluid of certain other animals? " When the students looked startled by such barbarism, the explorer added softly, " What I've been describing, of course, is a breakfast of bacon and eggs and buttered toast. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 21, 2000 Report Share Posted April 21, 2000 Real funny! :-) Where did you get it? or did you make it up? I love it! Marilou Bethany Jordan wrote: > The Adventure~~~ > > A famed English explorer was invited to Dartmouth to tell of his > adventures in the African jungle. > " Can you imagine, " he demanded, " people so primitive that they love to > eat the embryo of certain birds, and slices from the belly of certain > animals? > And grind up grass seed, make it into a paste, burn it over a fire, then > smear it with a greasy mess they extract from the mammary fluid of > certain other animals? " > When the students looked startled by such barbarism, the explorer added > softly, " What I've been describing, of course, is a breakfast of bacon > and eggs and buttered toast. " > > ------ > Get paid while you shop! > You also get an additional 10% off on retailers > like--Disney.com, eCost.com, FogDog.com and more. > http://click./1/3416/2/_/579581/_/956256771/ > ------ > > contact owner: -owner > Mail list: > Delivered-mailing list > List-Un: - > > no flaming arguing or denigration of others allowed > contact owner with complaints regarding posting/list > or anything else. Thank you. > please share/comment/inform and mostly enjoy this list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 21, 2000 Report Share Posted April 21, 2000 Hi, Boy, was I glad I had grapefruit for breakfast today! What a thought. Interesting the different ways to look at a thing. Mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 24, 2000 Report Share Posted April 24, 2000 hehe > I thought this group would appreciate that one...I am on several joke lists...that was one I got last week and couldn't resist sending > here is where this one is from for those that like a daily dose of humor on those stressful days > ======================== \\\\\ JokeBank ///// Fun clean humor that will make you smile! Play today's Line Please quiz! ======LIST INFORMATION====== Join Us!!! http://www.comedyconnection.net/subscription <a href= " join-jokebank " >JOIN</a> ============================== > Re: The Adventure~~~ > > Real funny! :-) > > Where did you get it? or did you make it up? > I love it! > Re: The Adventure~~~ > > Hi, > Boy, was I glad I had grapefruit for breakfast today! What > a thought. > Interesting the different ways to look at a thing. > > > Mom > ehehhe...I know what you mean...I read that and didn't even catch it until the end...I felt so dense and very glad to be Vegetarian eheheheh > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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