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[Guest guest]

cheaten gravy:

 

 

1 steal 3 or 4 packages of instant noodles.

 

2 break up dry noodles into little tiny peices and put

them in your girlfriends bed under the sheet when she

goers out.

 

3 boil 3 or 4 cups of water and add the four packages

of noodle base; stir, incorporate

 

4 grab a couple (1-2) tablespoons of cornstarch, mixin

a bowl with some water until runny.

 

5 slowly add the cornstarch slurry to the water that

you are boiling; turn heat down low, and stir well.

 

 

You should get a nice thick gravy, and your girlfriend

will have a good excuse to breraqk up with you for the

weekend, giving you a chance to go out and party for

at least two nights until you wise up and beg for her

to take your sorry ass back. Not that I've ever done this.

 

 

 

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