Guest guest Posted January 18, 2003 Report Share Posted January 18, 2003 It strikes me funny that the most phallic and Freudian of fruits seems to have been impotent for all this time, and in need of some fructosian viagra of sorts. As for doing something to help, how does one go about exciting and enticing a banana plant? On Saturday, January 18, 2003, at 07:33 AM, (AT) (DOT) com wrote: >> It is one of the world's favorite fruits, but the banana hasn't had > sex in >> years and its days may be numbered. For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven: a time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up what is planted; a time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up; a time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; a time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing; a time to seek, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away; a time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak; a time to love, and a time to hate; a time to war, and a time to peace. -- Ecclesiastes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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