Guest guest Posted January 7, 2003 Report Share Posted January 7, 2003 Just thought this was funny. I hope you like it too. It isn't intended to offend anyone. It is just for a good laugh. Have a great day and keep smiling. M i r r o r , M i r r o r _______________ Mirror, mirror on the wall, Do you have to tell it all? Where do you get the glaring right To make my clothes look just too tight? I think I'm fine but I can see you won't co-operate with me; The way you let the shadows play, You'd think my hair was getting grey What's that, you say? A double chin? No, that's the way the light comes in; If you persist in peering so, You'll confiscate my facial glow, And then if you're not hanging straight, You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight; I'm really quite upset with you, For giving this distorted view; I hate you being smug and wise... O, look what's happened to my thighs! I warn you now, O mirrored wall, Since we're not on speaking terms at all, If I look like this in my new jeans, You'll find yourself in smithereens!! ===== --FEATURED CHURCH SIGN: May all your troubles be as short as your New Year's Day resolutions.-- TODAY'S BIT OF WISDOM/REFLECTION: Sometimes we are so busy adding up our troubles that we forget to count our blessings. ____________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals..ca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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