12 days of Thanksgiving

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The 12 Days of Thanksgiving

 

On the First Day..... We give thanks for the fresh

turkey feast and its hot trimmings.

 

On the Second Day..... We bless the cold turkey

sandwiches, sloshy cranberry sauce, and hard rolls.

 

On the Third Day..... We praise the turkey pie and

vintage mixed veggies.

 

On the Fourth Day..... We thank the pilgrims for not

serving bison that first time, or we'd be celebrating

Thanksgiving until April.

 

On the Fifth Day..... We gobble up cubed bird

casserole and pray for a glimpse of a naked turkey

carcass.

 

On the Sixth Day..... We show gratitude (sort of) to

the creative cook who slings cashews at the turkey and

calls it Oriental.

 

On the Seventh Day..... We forgive our forefathers and

pass the turkey-nugget pizza.

 

On the Eighth! Day..... The word 'vegetarian' keeps

popping into our heads.

 

On the Ninth Day..... We check our hair to make sure

we're not beginning to sprout feathers.

 

On the Tenth Day..... We hope that the wing meat

kabobs catch fire under the broiler.

 

On the Eleventh Day..... We smile over the creamed

gizzard because the thigh bones are in sight.

 

On the Twelfth Day..... We apologize for running out

of turkey leftovers. And everybody says..... AMEN

 

 

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Johnny's Grandma had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a Pilgrim

family on their way to church.

 

When she showed it to Johnny she said, " The Pilgrim children like to go to

church with their mothers and fathers. "

 

" Oh, yeah, Grandma? " replied Johnny. " Then why is their daddy carrying that

rifle? "

 

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