This is too funny to pass up

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Have a good day. I know you probably read this before

but it is worth reading again. It is really funny. I

hope this brings a laugh and makes you feel better,

even if you did read it before. Heehee

 

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the

actual headline)

 

Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was

visiting her in-laws,and while there went to a nearby

supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people

noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled

up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind

the back of her head.

 

One customer who had been at the store for a while

became concerned and walked over to the car. He

noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked

very strange. He asked her if she was okay and Lisa

replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head,

and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

 

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car

because the doors were locked, and Lisa refused to

remove her hands from her head. When they finally got

in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on

the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had

exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that

sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her

in the back of her head. When she reached back to find

out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was

her brains.

 

She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and

tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until

someone noticed and came to her aid. Not that it

matters AT ALL........ Lisa is blonde.

 

 

 

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LIVING ON COOKIE TIME!

 

A man was sitting in his living room wondering what time it was, when he heard

his small son out in the kitchen. " Bobby, " he called out, " what is the little

hand on? " After a short pause, Bobby replied, " A chocolate chip cookie. "

 

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