Guest guest Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: Because it saw the salad dressing Q: What vegetable might you find in your basement? A: Cellar-y. Q: What is green and goes to a summer camp? A: A Brussels' scout. Q: What vegetable do you need a plumber for? A: A Leek. Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives? A: Because they keep their eyes peeled. Q: Where did the vegetables go to have a few drinks? A: The Salad Bar. Q: What is small, red and whispers? A: A hoarse radish. Q: What vegetable can tie your stomach in knots? A.String beans Q: Why is it not wise to tell secrets in a cornfield? A:There are too many ears. Q: When is a cucumber like a strawberry? A: When one is in a pickle and the other is in a jam. Q: What is a Honeymoon Salad? A: Lettuce alone, with no dressing. Q: What did the lettuce say to the celery? A: Quit stalking me. Q: What do you say to rotten lettuce? A: You should have your head examined. Q: Why did the Tomato go out with a prune? A: Because he couldn't find a date! Boy Melon: Honey, dew you want to run away and get married? Girl Melon: Sorry, I cantaloupe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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