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NOTMILK CHOCOLATE MILK DEMONSTRATION

 

Remember the original Godfather

movie? Michael Corleone finished

family business after discovering

the SECRET location for his special

dinner. He got mad and he got even!

 

We've just learned a BIG SECRET

and the dairy industry's secret

location, and you're invited to

deliver a peaceful and healthy

message while crashing their party!

 

Maine is beautiful in September.

Why not steal one last weekend of

summer's vacation by coming to

Freeport, Maine and the L.L. Bean

store?

 

Plan your entire day visiting one

of America's most charming communities

and be sure to attend the dairy

industry's hush-hush well-planned

event.

 

The media will be there. What better

opportunity to make a statement than

this?

 

The Chocolate Milk Mustachemobile

will be visiting L.L. Bean and

you're invited.

 

DATE: Friday, September 7th, 2001

TIME: 5-7 PM

WHERE: L.L. BEAN, Freeport, Maine

INFO: 1-800-559-0747, Ext. 37222

 

Press #2 to hear about events.

 

THEN, Press #4 and hear:

 

" Your whole family will have

a great time while learning

about the nutritional benefits

and great taste of milk...

Parents can speak with

nutritionalists...this is a

fun and delicious way to

promote healthy bones in your

family. "

 

Take note that the message says

" nutritionalists. "

 

Nutritionists are licensed

professionals who distribute

health information.

 

On the other hand, nutritionalists

are hired hacks funded by the dairy

industry to spread propaganda,

nurtured by copious amounts of

bovine excrement.

 

The dairy industry will try to paint

a milk mustache on your child. Don't

let them. The United States Food and

Drug Administation allows up to

750 million pus cells in a quart of

milk. That's exactly that a milk

mustache is, dead white pus cells

with live bacteria which doubles its

number every 20 minutes at room

temperature. Milk mustaches are

milk pustaches.

 

Please print and distribute copies

of these flyers to parents, kids,

dairy folk, and L.L. Beaners:

 

http://www.notmilk.com/actflyer.html (LARGE PRINT)

http://www.notmilk.com/actflyer.txt (small print)

 

Enjoy the beautiful Maine sunset!

 

HEALTHY BONES?

 

Watch the sun set on the dairy

industry while giving this message

to all Americans:

 

http://www.notmilk.com/o.txt

 

For a direct route to L.L. Bean,

call 800-559-0747, Ext. 37222

Press #1 for directions.

 

Like a SECRET service detail guarding

the President of the United States,

the dairy industry works hard to keep

details of their chocolate milk visits

secret.

 

Their website lists " tour " locations, but

only lets the public know where and when

they visit after the fact. That way, the

media gives them free publicity, and

NOTMILK activists have no opportunity

to counter their marketing.

 

http://whymilk.com/mm_mobile/Choc_2001.htm#cities

 

Shhh. Let's surprise them. ;>)

 

Robert Cohen

http://www.notmilk.com