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A Special Labor Day Treat: Wal Mart, The Musical

Posted by: Michelle Conlin on August 30

 

 

Comes now the latest skewering of Wal-Mart...a musical called

WalMartopia that was the audience coup de foudre at last summer's

International Fringe Theatre Festival. WalMartopia opens Off Broadway

on-ahem-Labor Day in New York City's Greenwich Village at the Minetta

Lane Theater.

 

Judging from the music on the PR firm's hold button, the tunes are

Phantom'ish catchy. There is something in the dystopian theme song-

rolling electronic organ riffs, dissonant chorus-that is reminiscent

of Vincent Price on Michael Jackson's Thriller album.

 

WalMartopia tells the story of one Vicki Latrell, a noble single

mother who dares speak truth to power. After complaining about the

sweatshop-like working conditions in her store (sound familiar?),

she's spun, Oz-like, into the future. This is a place Wal Mart has

colonized. Think Urinetown meets Bentonville.

 

As a special, Labor Day wind-up, here's the lyrics to aforementioned

theme song:

 

We are one under Wal-Mart

Wal-Mart feeds us all

We were were born to consume

>From the cradle to the tomb

Never may you fall

 

One nation under Wal-Mart

Wal Mart makes us free

And our minds are at rest

Mother Wal-Mart knows what's best

 

WalMartopia!

 

Med-Mart has the pills to pop

When the nightmares just won't stop

 

School-Mart teaches us to shop

How to stock and sweep and mop

 

News-Mart tells us what is real

What to think and how to feel

 

Smash our enemies all apart

at National Security-Mart

 

I AM WAL-MART!

 

WAL-MARTOPIA!

 

HAPPY LABOR DAY EVERYBODY!

 

 

“The Earth is not dying - she is being killed. And those who are killing her

have names and addresses.†— Utah Phillips

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