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couple of pensioners in Lancashire have been questioned by the police for picking up branches to save on their winter fuel bills. The fallen wood, it was argued, provided a home for a wide variety of members of the insect community — and thus food for birds. The local “civic society” in Lytham St Annes decided that the pensioners had behaved in an antisocial manner and contacted the police, with a view to possible prosecution . . . Good King Wenceslas looked out, vexed beyond believing. Gathering winter fuel like that is nothing short of thieving! Fallen logs are part of our fragile ecosystem, Put them back, you ancient mugs, or I'll get the filth in. Ha-llo, Ha-llo, what’s all this then? Said the surly copper, Espying twigs contained within a bag from Happy Shopper, You will get an Asbo for this reckless despoilation, So sod your fuel

bills, grab your coats, you’re coming down the sta-a-tion. Peter H

 

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I thought there were laws/bylaws about being able to have fallen wood on common ground.

 

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peter VV

Sunday, December 17, 2006 2:48 PM

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couple of pensioners in Lancashire have been questioned by the police for picking up branches to save on their winter fuel bills. The fallen wood, it was argued, provided a home for a wide variety of members of the insect community — and thus food for birds.

The local “civic society” in Lytham St Annes decided that the pensioners had behaved in an antisocial manner and contacted the police, with a view to possible prosecution . . .

 

Good King Wenceslas looked out, vexed beyond believing. Gathering winter fuel like that is nothing short of thieving! Fallen logs are part of our fragile ecosystem, Put them back, you ancient mugs, or I'll get the filth in.

 

Ha-llo, Ha-llo, what’s all this then? Said the surly copper, Espying twigs contained within a bag from Happy Shopper, You will get an Asbo for this reckless despoilation, So sod your fuel bills, grab your coats, you’re coming down the sta-a-tion.

Peter H

 

 

 

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