Guest guest Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Yet another bit of amusement :-) BB Peter Install a wireless security system in 4 easy steps: 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.3. Place the largest dog dish you can find out there beside those items. 4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like: " Bubba - use your key. Big Mike and me we went to get more ammo and pick up Cletus. Back in 15 mins. Don't disturb the Pit Bulls, they just been wormed. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Hi Peter Brilliant. I do actually know someone (our oldest neighbour) who puts big wellies out on the steps for just that reason. BBJo - Peter Kebbell Tuesday, August 08, 2006 12:56 PM Fwd: Wireless Security System Yet another bit of amusement :-) BB Peter Install a wireless security system in 4 easy steps: 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.3. Place the largest dog dish you can find out there beside those items. 4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like: "Bubba - use your key. Big Mike and me we went to get more ammo and pick up Cletus. Back in 15 mins. Don't disturb the Pit Bulls, they just been wormed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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