discordia

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i use to have the principia discordia book..have no idea where it went to

 

but..from one of our pubs.

Discordia

Hail Eris Goddess of Chaos and Confusion

Malaclypse the Younger

& Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst

$14.00

DISCORDIA is the holy book of The Church of Pentaversal Discord, a hilarious and

provocative parody of religion that reveres Eris the goddess of chaos and

confusion. Like all major world religions, Discordia has a ponderous hierarchy

of pretentious titles to confuse, awe and madden. Every man, woman, child and

platypusóliving, dead or otherwiseóis an honest-to-goddess-Pope of Discordia,

and thus infallible. So make sure to get your Pope Card! By believing every sort

of contradictory thing, Popes make these things True and Manifest as opposed to

True and Unmanifest, and thus bear forth the Great Joke.

 

 

 

 

 

There are trivial truths and there are great truths.

The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.

The opposite of a great truth is also true.

 

 

 

 

 

POEE (The Parathroanametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric) is not registered,

incorporated, or otherwise chartered with the State, and so the State does not

recognize POEE, which is only fair, because POEE does not recognized the State.

 

 

 

 

 

The State is the kind of organization,

which though it does big things badly,

does small things badly, too.

 

 

 

 

 

POEE Legionnaires disciples are authorized to initiate others as Discordian

Society Legionnaires. Priests appoint their own Deacons. The Polyfather

ordains priests but no one knows about the Popes. There are no particular

qualifications for ordination because if you want to be a POEE Priest then you

must undoubtedly qualify. Who could possibly know better than you whether or

not you should be ordained?

 

 

 

 

 

The words you are now reading are your ordination.

So be it! Hail Eris!

 

 

 

 

 

The POEE Mysteree Baptismal Rite is not required for initiation, but is offered

by many POEE Priests to those who desire a formal ceremony. An Episkopos of the

Discordian Society is one who prefers total autonomy and creates her own

Discordian sect as The Goddess directs

 

 

 

 

 

There are no rules anywhere. The Goddess prevails.

So be it! Hail! Hail!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Remember this: King Kong died for your sins. Grasshopper always wrong in

argument with chicken. According to The Honest Book of Truth, all statements are

true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and

false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless

in some sense.

 

 

 

 

 

Verily! Verily! Hail Eris!

 

 

Defending this corruption on which you are sat

You tell me what to think, you tell me this and that

`Freedom is O.K. you scum` but make sure it`s never used

In your defence of liberty I always stand accused