FW:(Bollox)Animal Advocacy Group Offers Meatless Vegan Gonads

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This load of tosh is from New Zealand , newswire.co.nz Punters attending the upcoming Wildfoods Festival on the West Coast will now be able to add meatless vegan gonads to their menus.The gourmet treat is being supplied by animal advocacy group SAFE, who are setting up a stall at the event to try and dispel the myth that vegetarians and vegans are dull, boring and lack sex appeal."The Wildfood Festival is synonymous with people trying new exotic foods invariably derived from a multitude of animal species. We will tempt people to try a tasty battered meatless 'gonad' instead. It looks and tastes like meat but doesn't requiring killing an animal and is much healthier on the human body," says SAFE's campaign director Hans Kriek.Mr Kriek says vegetarian and vegan food has all sorts of benefits, including in the bedroom."Our cheeky food-lovers' stall will tempt the most hardened meat eater to try a bit

of vegetarian sausage as a step towards a whole new exciting way of life."Peter H

 

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