Guest guest Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Thought you folks might enjoy this. Girls Night Out!Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had beendecidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.Incredibly drunk and walking home they need to pee. They were very near agraveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind aheadstone or something.The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, andused them and threw them away.Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't wantto ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreaththat was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it.After finishing, they made there way home.The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said,"These damn girls night out have got to stop. My wife came home last nightwithout her panties.""That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a card stuckbetween the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the FireStation. We'll never forget you.'" FareChase - Search multiple travel sites in one click. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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