Guest guest Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Did you work on this Fraggle? Lynda - > The University of California at Berkeley has recently announced the > discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element > has been tentatively named " Administratum. " Administratum > has one 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 > assistant deputy neutrons giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 > particles are held together by a force called Morons which > are surrounded by vast quantities of " Lepton-like " particles called > " Peons. " > Since Administratum has no electrons it is inert. However it can be > detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes in contact. > One minute amount of Administratum causes one reaction to take over 4 days > to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Administratum > has a normal half-life of 3 years. It does not decay but instead undergoes > a re-organization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy > neutrons and assistant deputy neutrons exchange places > In fact Administratum's mass will actually increase over time, since > reorganization causes some Morons to become Neutrons forming Isodopes. > This > characteristic of Moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that > Administratum is formed whenever Morons reach a certain quantity in > concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as " Critical > Morass. " You will know it when you see it.. > (Author unknown) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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