Cross post from ..NOTMILK - Dicey Rice

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NOTMILK - Dicey Rice

 

 

 

 

Dicey Rice

 

" How many times can a man turn his head,

Pretending he just doesn't see? "

-Bob Dylan, 1962

 

Ventria Pharmaceutical company has genetically engineered

human genes into grains. Ventria has combined human lysozyme

with rice, and have applied to the United States Department

of agriculture for permits to plant 204 acres of their

genetically modified organism (GMO) this spring in Missouri.

 

One unforeseen problem with new GMO crops is that the

winds spread new genes to other plants producing

unexpected results. Dylan sang, " The answer my

friend, is blowing in the wind... "

 

Ventria attempted to plant their human/rice crop in

California in the Spring of 2004, but the publicity and

subsequent protest uprooted their plans. This time,

their strategy is to keep things low key. Very few

Americans are aware of what is going on. That is, until

this very moment.

 

In 2002, a team of researchers determined that this

new science fiction rice had antibiotic-like properties

when fed to baby chickens. Their work was published in

the Journal of Nutrition (2002, 132: 1214-1218).

 

The Missouri Department of Agriculture awaits your comments.

Please take this opportunity to show the " Show Me " state

that human DNA should not be implanted into rice.

 

Email: aginfo

Attn: Fred Ferrell, Director

 

Imagine the consequences?

 

Combine one part rice with Condoleezza, and you'll produce

a hybrid plant the forever seeks out weapons of mass

destruction that go snap, crackle, and pop.

 

Combine one part rice with John Kerry and you get a

bitter grain with Heinz-sight.

 

Combine one part rice with Supreme Court Justice Clarence

Thomas, and you get a grain with a soft black exterior

containing a hard white interior.

 

Combine one part rice with one part Donald Rumsfeld and

the outside of the grain has an easily penetrable exterior

coating that you have, not a coating that you wish for.

 

Combine one part rice with one part Bill Clinton, and

you end up with the plant kingdom version of Cialis.

 

Combine one part rice with Bill gates, and you create

a virtually inedible rice. Each grain requires 64 bytes.

 

Combine one part rice with Barry Bonds, and you create

a new grain that denies it was genetically engineered.

 

Robert Cohen

http://www.notmilk.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

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