warning!! dangerous new STD hits US shores!

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The Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain

of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous

and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea lecthim (pronounced

" gonna re-elect him " ). Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed

for the past 4 years, and in spite of having taken measures to protect

themselves from this especially virulent disease. Cognitive sequellae of

individuals infected with Gonorrhea lecthim include, but are not limited to:

Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct

messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive

dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia;

inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by

acts of misplaced bravado; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward

creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical,

all-or nothing behavior.

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LOL Fraggle.

 

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Thursday, November 18, 2004 12:48 AM

warning!! dangerous new STD hits US shores!

 

 

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> The Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent

strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through

dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea lecthim

(pronounced " gonna re-elect him " ). Many victims have contracted it after

having been screwed for the past 4 years, and in spite of having taken

measures to protect themselves from this especially virulent disease.

Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lecthim include,

but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions

of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the

English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new

information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for

actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado;

ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical

theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing

behavior.

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