the round up song

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The Round Up Song " (sung to the tune of a

well-known hot dog jingle) -

Sing Along!

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- Original Lyrics by a Sarcastic but

Determined Organic Farmer Erika Dana

(written while weeding & collecting seed in

Iowa - Fall 2004)

 

Verse 1:

 

Oh, life is so much easier with Round Up,

I can spray and kill ‘most all I see,

and if the wind kills your plants with my

Round Up,

I don’t give a darn ‘cause you ain’t me.

 

Verse 2:

 

And if your dog gets sick and dies from Round Up,

that is not my fault - don't look at me!

I just hired some guy to do my lawn care,

and your old dog donÂ’t mean a thing to me.

 

Verse 3:

 

If your Organic Farm gets wrecked by Round Up,

that is just the way it's gotta

because I can farm 'most any way I want to,

but nothing guarantees your liberty.

 

Final Verse:

 

Oh, life is so much better with my Round Up,

The color brown is beautiful to me.

A shovel is a tool for stupid cavemen...

Chemicals have set this farmer free!

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Please feel free to add a verse or two and

circulate - & Sing Along!!!

- the author

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