Christmas Tequila Cookies

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This was posted in a non-cooking support group I am in. I thought some of

you might like to follow these driections to the letter .....

 

Christmas Tequila Cookies

 

1 cup of dark brown sugar

1 cup (2 sticks) butter

1 cup of granulated sugar

4 large eggs

2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins

1 tsp. baking soda

1 tsp. salt

1 tsp. fresh lemon juice

1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans

2 cups all-purpose flour

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)

 

 

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo

again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup, and

drink.

 

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large, fluffy bowl.

 

Add one seaspoon of thugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make

sure the Cuervo is still OK, so try another cup just in case.

 

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in

the cup of fried druit, pick the frigging fruit off floor...

 

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry

it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

 

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo.

 

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon

of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

 

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to

beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the

Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

 

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