Guest guest Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 With the discussion recently about wt. and the Vegetarian Diet, I thought some of you would find this amusing. Now this guy really know how to get in the dog house. Judy _---------- Wendell was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, " Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!! " The next morning Wendell got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift out in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought in the box, which she hoped contained a car key, back in the house. She opened it and found a new bathroom scale. Wendell has been missing since Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Judy This is really funny. GB , " wwjd " <jtwigg wrote: > > With the discussion recently about wt. and the Vegetarian Diet, I thought > some of you > would find this amusing. Now this guy really know how to get in the dog > house. > Judy > _---------- > > Wendell was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife > was > really angry. > She told him, " Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the > driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE > THERE!!! " > The next morning Wendell got up early and left for work. When his > wife > woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift out > in the middle of the driveway. > Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and > brought > in the box, which she hoped contained a car key, back in the house. > She opened it and found a new bathroom scale. > Wendell has been missing since Friday. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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