Guest guest Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Was on the most recent beliefnet e-mail. HOW MANY UNITARIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB? A: The Unitarians wish to issue the following statement: " We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a lightbulb; however, if in your own journey you have found that lightbulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your lightbulb, and present it next month at our annual lightbulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of lightbulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence. " I'm not a Unitarian, if I might have offended any of them lerking in the shadows I apologies, but I doubt I did they're probably nodding thier heads in affermation especially after they read the next bit. For those of you squabling over who's God's are better than every one elses, and who's truth is " THE REAL TRUTH " re-read the joke carfully and think about it. The light bulb can stand for just about any thing and the response is universally apropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 LOL. I wouldn't think that would offend anyone. I really enjoy the jokes taking the mickey out of various Pagan paths. Jo > Was on the most recent beliefnet e-mail. > > HOW MANY UNITARIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB? > > A: The Unitarians wish to issue the following statement: > " We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the > need for a lightbulb; however, if in your own journey you have found > that lightbulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write > a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship > with your lightbulb, and present it next month at our annual > lightbulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of > lightbulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, > long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to > luminescence. " > > I'm not a Unitarian, if I might have offended any of them lerking in > the shadows I apologies, but I doubt I did they're probably nodding > thier heads in affermation especially after they read the next bit. > > For those of you squabling over who's God's are better than every one > elses, and who's truth is " THE REAL TRUTH " re-read the joke carfully > and think about it. The light bulb can stand for just about any > thing and the response is universally apropriate. > > > > > > To send an email to - > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 i like that! it's very hindu, too, and very appropriate to some of the squabbling that's been occuring as of late. very nice! ~brii >"David Brown" <quickformgreen > > > Light bulds and truth. >Mon, 29 Mar 2004 17:24:51 -0000 > >Was on the most recent beliefnet e-mail. > >HOW MANY UNITARIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB? > >A: The Unitarians wish to issue the following statement: >"We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the >need for a lightbulb; however, if in your own journey you have found >that lightbulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write >a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship >with your lightbulb, and present it next month at our annual >lightbulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of >lightbulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, >long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to >luminescence." > >I'm not a Unitarian, if I might have offended any of them lerking in >the shadows I apologies, but I doubt I did they're probably nodding >thier heads in affermation especially after they read the next bit. > >For those of you squabling over who's God's are better than every one >elses, and who's truth is "THE REAL TRUTH" re-read the joke carfully >and think about it. The light bulb can stand for just about any >thing and the response is universally apropriate. > > > Free up your inbox with MSN Hotmail Extra Storage. Multiple plans available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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