snow day in new york

[Guest guest]

comrades,

 

so whats your new years resolution?

mine is to be all raw again.

for a long time

 

and find similar company

 

jrellis

 

ps - don't even read below the dotted line

 

 

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb in america?

 

1 mexican to screw it in

1 to teach him

1 american coworker who speaks spanish

1 supervisor who doesn't

1 owner

1 to certify that the coworker is qualified

1 to certify that the business is qualified

1 to certify that the light bulb is qualified

1 to pay the certifiers

1 to collect taxes

1 to verify that medical insurance has been paid

1 on vacation

1 to monitor any sexual activity

1 afro-american

3 security guards

1 student intern

1 to collect urine and blood for drug testing

1 to process the urine and blood

1 to setup the webcam surveillance

1 to watch the digital camera feeds

1 computer operator

1 expert to check that the lightbulb is tight enough

1 mexican to rescrew it

3 cooked food vendors

1 saudi to raise the price

1 collection agency representative to collect payment

2 civil lawyers

1 judge

2 paralegals

1 reporter to write about american inefficiency

1 photographer to go with the reporter

 

1 mexican to unscrew the lightbulb

1 repossessor to reclaim the whole light fixture

1 bankruptcy lawyer

1 prison guard

2 policeman called to find the body of the owner

1 doctor to certify that the owner is dead

1 priest to say the eulogy at the funeral of the owner

1 saudi to request bailout money

100 taxpayers to pay the saudis

1 user to list the used lightbulb on craig's list

 

how many people does it take to change a light bulb in america?

127

 

 

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pps - there is talk about caroline kennedy being the next ny senator.

it makes me wonder -

has anyone even considered jennas bush?