i don't care

[Guest guest]

Who am i?

Nobody.

But I have a theory

I have no proof

I have no credentials

But this is what I think:

 

I think that I was infected with microbes while swimming in a river

The microbes expanded my testicles to the size of softballs

It was painful

I laid in bed for a week without going to the doctor (its been years).

At the end of the week, I was fine

My balls had shrunk

But there was a difference

I was no longer impotent

I had been impotent for years

I thought I was old and over

But I was wrong

I was able to heal

I believe that these microbes, and that painful week restored me to health

 

I believe that I had become impotent after years of taking prednisone

(a cortical steroid)

I had bad back pain and skin rashes,

so I became addicted to prednisone.

I stopped taking prednisone when I went raw

But I didn't regain my virility.

After the week of enlarged testicles,

I was back to my teenage self...

And still am

(actually more, since I am raw).

 

I would be illegal for me to charge money

to infect another impotent medical victim

Because

I am not a doctor

The procedure has not been state approved

 

If you are a male that has taken steroids and are impotent

Than I suggest you goto a doctor

And get some Viagra or something

Because I can't help you

It's illegal

 

If we weren't living in a fascist slave state

(Otherwise known as a modern democracy)

Then we might have a whole profession of healers

That treat maladies with germs, instead of drugs, or surgery

- who knows what they could accomplish

And who cares

The victims are mostly Americans who vote democrat or republican.

I say, give `em Viagra

I hope they all drop dead

I have the last laugh

I know what to do

And there is no way in hell, I will help the state soldier slaves.

 

Haha

If I die tomorrow, I will die laughing at Americans

The most ridiculous thing is that the people who voted for george w

think they deserve a vote in this election.

don't they realize that they are idiots?

and have no idea of right or wrong?

or good and bad?

or life and death?

 

no one listens when I tell them about raw

no one understands when I explain it

I die laughing at the subhumanoids

 

People treat me like a bum

And I don't care

Their rejection is nectar for my ego.

 

And you can hold your breath for eternity

Waiting for my recipe for rawtimes bread

I will take it to my grave

With laughing pleasure

 

Eat cement, you cold hearted losers.

Because before me, that's what dehydrated bread was.

Haha

 

The way to stay raw is to get support from other raw fooders.

So with thousands of people on this list,

Why does only one person (not me) post thoughts of the day?

I can understand that free spirits have a hard time in tribes

But nothing? (not a penny?)

 

I am better than you

At least I posted today

I am much better than you

 

At one time I had a list

And I blamed the apathy on myself

For being a bad leader

But thank god (not the bush god),

I have seen:

You are all so hopeless.

It wasn't my fault.

In my eyes, I am absolved.

As for your eyes…

 

 

my name is jrellis

and i am rawtimes

... and today is epiphany

 

ps. actually, i was thinking of writing oprah

lol

eat cement