slave food

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The Slave Diet: Its current common evolution

 

 

Ingredients:

 

1. choose from: potatoes, beans, rice, or wheat - unsprouted

2. choose from: cow milk, animal tissue, or chicken eggs

3. white salt

4. white sugar

5. at least one other seasoning, possibly hot

6. optionally add some vegetable

7. alcohol, tea, or coffee

8. medication: state certified synthetic chemicals

 

Directions:

 

1. cook everything till dead, then cook more

2. turn on the tv

3. eat till pain prevents more

4. take medication at different times in the day

 

Warning:

Will make one sick, tired, ugly, unhappy and unable to be truthful.

 

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ps - seriously folks -

i am still working on my recipe for a dehydrated sprouted leavened

bread. Its harder than you might think, but not impossible - i hope.

I have made good progress, and have new ideas. Just getting it to

rise was tough.