Guest guest Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Sharing this from another list. Enjoy. neal. A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually. So, the mother sent her 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, " Where is God? " The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response. The clergyman repeated the question. " Where is God? " Again, the boy made no attempt to answer, sitting there frozen, with his mouth hanging open. So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, " Where is God!? " The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him, he asked, " What happened? " The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied: " We are in real BIG trouble this time! God is missing, and they think we did it! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 LOL! This was great! Thanks! Don't be flakey. Get Mail for Mobile and always stay connected to friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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