Guest guest Posted July 16, 2003 Report Share Posted July 16, 2003 This is totally off topic but I thougth you guys would like it. Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St.Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Rumsfeld, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Impressive," said Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is that one?"St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice,telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld."Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. -Turkish proverbFact: Each gallon of gas used by a car contributes almost 20 pounds of carbon dioxide to the atmosphere. A single car driving 1,000 miles a month adds up to 120 tons of CO2 annually. Fact: One crop of hemp grown on one acre of land produces the same amount of pulpable fiber as one acre of 20 year old trees. SBC DSL - Now only $29.95 per month! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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