Guest guest Posted July 12, 2003 Report Share Posted July 12, 2003 My dad sent this to me. I thought it was funny.... > > George Bush and Dick Cheney are having lunch at a fancy Washington > restaurant. Their waitress approaches their table to take their order. > And she is young and very attractive. > She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies, " I'll have the > heart-healthy salad. " > " Very good, sir, " she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, " And what > do you want, Mr. President? " > Bush answers, " How about a quickie? " > Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, " I'm shocked and > Disappointed in you. I thought you were bringing in a new > administration that was committed to high principles > and morality. I'm sorry I voted for you. " > With that, the waitress departed in a huff. > Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, " Mr. President, I believe that's > pronounced " quiche " . Now she thinks you're Clinton in disguise. " > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.497 / Virus Database: 296 - Release 7/4/2003 > > _______________ MSN 8 with e-mail virus protection service: 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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