God didn’t Want us Fat!

[Guest guest]

Obesity is a Gift from Satan!

 

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and Populated

the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and

red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and

healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

and Krispy Creame Donuts. And Satan said, " You want chocolate with

that? " And Man said, " Yes! " and Woman said, " as long as you're at

it, add some sprinkles. " And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

 

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure

that Man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from

the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.

 

So God said, " Try my fresh green salad. "

And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and

garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts

following the repast.

 

God then said, " I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive

Oil in which to cook them. "

And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken, and juicy steak

so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his

cholesterol went through the roof.

 

God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it " Angel Food

Cake, " and said, " It is good. "

Satan then created chocolate cake and named it " Devil's Food. "

 

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose

those extra pounds.

And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have

to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried

before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

 

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and Brimming

with nutrition.

And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the Starchy center

into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.

 

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and

still satisfy his appetite.

And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger.

Then said, " You want fries with that? " And Man replied, " Yes! And

super size them! " And Satan said, " It is good. " And Man went into

cardiac arrest.

 

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

Then Satan created HMOs

 

If you don't share this to five old friends right away there will be

five fewer people laughing in the world

 

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[Guest guest]

God created yogurt?

 

 

Janet

rawfood , " Dr. S.S. Dhillon " <drdln wrote:

 

Obesity is a Gift from Satan!

 

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and Populated

the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and

red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and

healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

and Krispy Creame Donuts. And Satan said, " You want chocolate with

that? " And Man said, " Yes! " and Woman said, " as long as you're at

it, add some sprinkles. " And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

 

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure

that Man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the

cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.

 

So God said, " Try my fresh green salad. "

And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and

garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts

following the repast.

 

God then said, " I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive Oil

in which to cook them. "

And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken, and juicy steak

so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his

cholesterol went through the roof.

 

God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it " Angel Food

Cake, " and said, " It is good. "

Satan then created chocolate cake and named it " Devil's Food. "

 

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose

those extra pounds.

And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to

toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried

before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

 

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and Brimming

with nutrition.

And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the Starchy center

into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.

 

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and

still satisfy his appetite.

And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger.

Then said, " You want fries with that? " And Man replied, " Yes! And

super size them! " And Satan said, " It is good. " And Man went into

cardiac arrest.

 

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

Then Satan created HMOs If you don't share this to five old friends

right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world

Banish Belly and Lose Weight: In Just 5 Minutes A Day