Guest guest Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 RACCOON BITES OFF PERVERTS PENIShttp://www.austriantimes.at/index.php?id=10795 A raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he was trying to rape the animal. Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified animal. "When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun," he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow. Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood. "He's been told they can get things working again but they can't sew back on what the raccoon bit off. "That's gone forever so there isn't going to be much for them to work with," said one friend. Animal Rights--Rational, not Radical.~ Brennan Browne ~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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