Something New to say to Fur Hags - Excellent!

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This is from Robert Cohen of NotMilk.com. GENIOUS!!!!!!

 

 

I've got a suggestion for those who wish to followPETA's inspiring lead, but dislike wasting cans of red spray paint.Today, I visited my local supermarket as I hadrun out of flour and yeast.While in line, I stood behind a young woman whowore an animal fur coat. Rather than make anobnoxious comment, as I've so often done in the past, I said loud enough to be overheard bycashiers and customers:"What a lovely coat. It's amazing what they can do with artificial animal fur, and I understand it'swarmer than the real thing."She was offended, and replied:"For what I paid, it had better be real."I gave her my best smile and said:"But it looks so fake. Amazing. The furs line upso perfectly. Too perfectly. Don't pretend it's real.It's got to be fake, but it still looks ok, even thoughit's fake."I ruined her day. Try this same satisfying

routine.