A solution for the planet and animals - funny!

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Finally, an intelligent idea about solving the greenhouse effect AND saving animals from meatheads LOL! [OpEdNews]Let's face it, my fellow freedom and burger loving Americans. It isbecoming painfully obvious that our non-negotiable American Way ofLife is increasingly under attack. Yet while our meat consumption maybe a wedge issue our foes are using against us, it can also be oursalvation.We are facing swarms of terrorists in the Animal Liberation Front,mobs of fanatical extremists at PETA, and hordes of Nazi-like,in-your-face vegans and vegetarians. Like deranged street prophets,they spout all kinds of nonsense about speciesism, the suffering ofsentient beings, animal rights, compassion for livestock in factoryfarms, and other deluded ramblings....We also need to consider that our addiction to meat is also causingproblems so deep that

we can no longer maintain our dominant positionsimply by beating down environmental activists with our cleverarguments and significantly larger wallets. The hideous truth isbubbling so close to the surface that we can no longer maintain thestatus quo with specious arguments and asinine sound bitesdisseminated by our allies like Fox, Viacom, the New York Times, andCNN.Cattle, the source of our beloved beef, are now the number one sourceof greenhouse gasses. And even some of our staunchest supporters arebeginning to admit that Climate Change is a real phenomenon.Our meat habit is causing deforestation to accelerate at an alarmingrate. Since we need the trees to cleanse the air of carbon dioxide andreplenish OUR oxygen, we must preserve OUR remaining forests. I stillcan't abide those moronic tree huggers who fail to realize that thetrees are OURS to do with as we please, but when OUR survival isthreatened,

it's time to do something!...So what to do?It's quite simple, really. We must abandon all types of meat we nowconsume and begin satisfying our palates and protein requirements withhuman flesh. http://pets.Fortheanimals7/join http://www.myspace.com/fortheanimals7