Observations by Paul Watson - Bible Dodgeball Anyone?

May 30, 2008

This may be a tad lengthy, but entertaining to the end. If you have a really good sense of humour. The Strange New WorldCommentary by Captain Paul Watson.We live in a very strange new world.According to the Chinese government the Dalai Lama who has never hurt anyone in his entire life is now officially a "terrorist."The government that is labeling the Dalai Lama as such is one of the most notorious enemies of human rights on the planet yet the Western nations are falling all over themselves to do business with these "good" communists as opposed to those "bad" commies in Cuba.Nelson Mandela remains on the United States terrorist alert list and is technically not allowed to enter the United State unless he is in

possession of a diplomatic passport. In other words he is not welcome as a person but can be admitted as a "statesman."We live in a world where taking the photograph of a seal being killed is a crime in Canada but where people engaged in the cruel slaughter of seals are portrayed as victims of anti-sealing "terrorists" armed with cameras.In Canada if you take a photograph of a sealer killing a seal it is a crime under the "Seal Protection Act."You can't make this silliness up!At this rate the only people we will soon be able to trust will be "terrorists."We live in a world where the South African leader of the African National Congress Party has been funding the regime of Robert Mugabe in Zimbabwe which has resulted in a mass exodus of refugees to South Africa where they are being persecuted for escaping the tyranny

of a ruthless dictator.This same man Jacob Zuma who has said that the cure for AIDS is to rape a virgin has also declared that he is God's chosen leader.Recently Zuma had been pontificated about what he saw as the party's God-given right to rule."Even God expects us to rule this country because we are the only organization which was blessed by pastors when it was formed," he said in a speech near Cape Town."It is even blessed in heaven. That is why we will rule until Jesus comes back."If that does not sound like a declaration towards fanatical dictatorship than I don't know what is! But he wants to buy Western weapons so that makes him a good customer in a world ruled by war lords posing as businessmen and politicians. Iraq is now the number one buyer of American manufactured weapons by

the way. It's a seller's market.In America, the oiliocratic oligarchy under George W. Bush has almost come to the end of its rule, barring an "unexpected" terrorist attack between now and November. But don't think the oil companies will lose control. They are betting on all the horses in the race. Barack Obama has also received extremely healthy political donations from the nuclear power industry so we can expect him to be flogging the nuclear genie if he miraculously finds himself elected.My money is on Senator John McCain. Not that I want to see him for President but because the socio-political reality of the situation is that the United States has not evolved to the point where a Black man or even a half-Black man can be elected to the Presidency. Again I hope I'm wrong. I think it's high time an African American sits in the oval office of the United States but I just don't feel that Obama is

the right man for it. Corporate America decides who rules in America and with the exception of Ralph Nader I have not seen a candidate fit for the position in decades.We had two African Americans as President in the television show "24" and they did a pretty good job of running a country where the number one American super patriot is Canadian Kiefer Sutherland.But that's just my opinion and I don't wish to dampen the enthusiasm of people who see a glimmer of hope on the political horizon. But remember that Prime Minister Kevin Rudd came into power in November 2007 in Australia on a list of promises that have somehow drifted off into the void.His promise to end whaling in the Antarctic Sanctuary ran into a collision with the reality of having to do business with Japan and just when are those troops coming home from Afghanistan anyway?The Canadian Minister of

Security who is responsible for protecting Canadians from terrorism is a man named Stockwell Day who actually believes that dinosaurs are extinct because they could not fit on Noah's Ark.That must be why I feel so insecure when I visit Canada where the blue eyed Arabs from Alberta are boiling oil out of the sand using oil they've bought from the Middle East and where organic farmers are sued for copyright infringement when pollen from Monsanto's genetically modified rape seed drifts onto their land and contaminates their crops.The United States is fighting in a crusade, er, I mean a war that they lost before the war began and Hillary Clinton is trying to trump Bush in the macho department by making veiled threats of "annihilating" Iran.The Mayamar military junta said, "we don't need foreign chocolate bars and the people will be able to survive on frogs and fish

instead." Bad news not just for the victims of the cyclone, but also for the frogs and fish.The military junta in Burma is highly superstitious and they believe that contact with women's underwear will take away their power. This has led to tens of thousands of panties being sent to Burmanese embassies around the world in a campaign called Panties for Peace.Who knew that Victoria Secret had the power to overthrow a dictatorship? Meanwhile in China all Sharon Stone movies have been officially banned after the actress indicated at the recent Cannes Film Festival that the recent earthquake was caused by China's "bad karma" for human rights abuses.Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma chameleon.If Karma were real, George would have choked to death on that pretzel.But back to the real world where

human population has jumped to 6.8 billion and growing by the minute.Meanwhile former Greenpeace President Dr. Patrick Moore will receive $35,000 from the Chelan County Public Utility District in Wenatchee, Washington to give a presentation on the virtues of nuclear power in June.This is the same Patrick Moore who described nuclear power as an evil genie best left in the bottle when he was head guru for Greenpeace. It appears there is more money in being an eco-Judas than an eco-saviour.The number of suicides by U.S. Army members has this month reached the highest record ever recorded. It appears that more soldiers have killed themselves than have been killed by suicide bombers.I've never understood suicide. There's not much future in it and it's not a wise career move.But then I've

never taken the human condition seriously enough to contemplate suicide. I look on our existence with a mixture of amusement and wonderment and I have to say that I perversely look forward to seeing just what new and ridiculous behavior humanity will demonstrate next.I love the Darwin awards.Of course there is always an on-going orgy of hysteria taking place in the Middle East otherwise known as God's Monkeyhouse where three major religions battle it out in an argument over whose belief has the tougher God.I wish Yahweh, Mohammed and Jesus would just duke it out somewhere else in the Universe and leave us all alone for awhile.Of course it did not help community relations in Baghdad when a U.S. soldier was caught using the Koran for target practice. I suggest we have bible dodge ball where one side throws the Koran and the

other the Bible and see who could hit who first – irreverent yes but less lethal than bullets.But we have to remember why we are there in the first place. Oh yes, so we can have cheaper oil, oppsie, George blew it on that one. The number of Americans that have died to avenge 9-11 now exceeds the number of victims of 9-11 – good going Georgie – that will show those camel jockeys not to mess with America although come to think of it there were no Iraqi, Afghans or Iranians on those planes that day. They were Saudi's but the Saudi's are our friends, can you repeat after me boys and girls, "the Saudi's are our friends – ka-boom." America has a long list of friends like the Saudi's, the Chinese, and now the opium growing warlords of Afghanistan.Human rights are all right of course so long as the price is right but where else can you get some 12 year old to assemble Mickey

Mouse dolls for three cents and hour?The internet has progressed in leaps and bounds thanks to the porno industry. It's all about motivation. And now everyone with an opinion (like yours truly) can rant on about absolutely anything and some people will actually listen. I guess it beats reading Hustler and the Sunday New York Times.The Sierra Club is now supporting hunting safaris. George Bush is setting up marine conservation parks. Did I get that right? let me check. Nope that's right, George is trying to protect the environment in a last ditch effort to create a legacy and the Sierra Club is into trophy killing.Are we confused yet?Al Gore is preaching about climate change although he voted against the Kyoto Protocol himself and is making millions off carbon trading (the new way to make money off ecological diminishment) yet he refuses to address the issue of green house gas

emissions by the meat industry that exceeds that of the automobile industry.He does own a cattle ranch after allIt is a strange world indeed when a vegan driving a hummer contributes less to global greenhouse gas emission than a meat eater riding a bicycle.We can save the planet and profit also – that's the red blooded American solution.And we can save the planet by singing in the shower according to Greenpeace. Just turn off the tap, soap up and sing and then turn it on and rinse off. According to Greenpeace the energy and water you save will help save the Earth.Yet the production of one pound of meat utilizes some 3,000 gallons of water and Greenpeace refuses to advocate vegetarianism as a solution to global warming.Not that much can be done about global warming anyhow. Our species is

addicted to oil and we will use every drop of it before we finally making an effort to get the petro-monkey off our backs.I say we all drive Hummers and use the stuff up as fast as we can. The sooner we get rid of that slimy black guck the sooner we will be forced to find alternatives.Conservation is really nothing more than a word. It should be defined as conversation as in the Sierra Club Conversation organization or is that the Siesta Club where everyone is sleeping as the world burns but not to be confused with the Safari Club where they also advocate big game hunting as a means of loving nature.The world is now rapidly producing crops for bio-fuel and using up more and more land and resources to do so. It takes about two barrels of fossil fuel to produce one barrel of Ethanol from corn but hey it looks like an alternative, so stop complaining.Others are saying not to worry we can run our cars on used French fry oil. Damn that will be a lot of potatoes. Already people have been arrested for stealing French fry grease from fast food restaurants. One Burger King manager said, "Ten years ago we couldn't give this stuff away. Now everybody's fighting over it."Back to Dr. Darth Moore who in embracing the dark side is now flogging nuclear energy as the "clean" alternative. It does sound great – no greenhouse gas emissions and if we forget about nuclear accidents and radioactive waste then we will have an unlimited supply of "clean" power.I am ready to believe.Hallelujah I am beginning to see the light and it is powered by the atom! Except that the mining, processing and transportation of uranium requires more fossil fuel utilization than the actual burning of the fossil

fuels for power in the first place. It takes a few thousand tons of uranium ore to produce one ounce of fissionable material.I know, I'm pissing on the delusions when I should be getting with the program and preaching that the ingenuity and resourcefulness of the human race will solve all problems.The problem is that it is the ingenuity and the resourcefulness of humanity that has caused all these problems.Yes, it's a damn funny and strange world and everyday that I read the newspaper or watch the television or listen to the radio I am entertained by the absurdity of it all. It really is the only way to deal with it and it sure beats worry, stress and depression, all those things that lead to heart failure, cancer and other assorted afflictions including suicide. http://pets.Fortheanimals7/join http://www.myspace.com/fortheanimals7

June 1, 2008

Very good...and very true, from my view in S Africa anyway!

Jill

- Shannon Morgan

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Friday, May 30, 2008 4:05 PM

Observations by Paul Watson - Bible Dodgeball Anyone?

This may be a tad lengthy, but entertaining to the end. If you have a really good sense of humour.

The Strange New WorldCommentary by Captain Paul Watson.We live in a very strange new world.According to the Chinese government the Dalai Lama who has never hurt anyone in his entire life is now officially a "terrorist."The government that is labeling the Dalai Lama as such is one of the most notorious enemies of human rights on the planet yet the Western nations are falling all over themselves to do business with these "good" communists as opposed to those "bad" commies in Cuba.Nelson Mandela remains on the United States terrorist alert list and is technically not allowed to enter the United State unless he is in possession of a diplomatic passport. In other words he is not welcome as a person but can be admitted as a "statesman."We live in a world where taking the photograph of a seal being killed is a crime in Canada but where people engaged in the cruel slaughter of seals are portrayed as victims of anti-sealing "terrorists" armed with cameras.In Canada if you take a photograph of a sealer killing a seal it is a crime under the "Seal Protection Act."You can't make this silliness up!At this rate the only people we will soon be able to trust will be "terrorists."We live in a world where the South African leader of the African National Congress Party has been funding the regime of Robert Mugabe in Zimbabwe which has resulted in a mass exodus of refugees to South Africa where they are being persecuted for escaping the tyranny of a ruthless dictator.This same man Jacob Zuma who has said that the cure for AIDS is to rape a virgin has also declared that he is God's chosen leader.Recently Zuma had been pontificated about what he saw as the party's God-given right to rule."Even God expects us to rule this country because we are the only organization which was blessed by pastors when it was formed," he said in a speech near Cape Town."It is even blessed in heaven. That is why we will rule until Jesus comes back."If that does not sound like a declaration towards fanatical dictatorship than I don't know what is! But he wants to buy Western weapons so that makes him a good customer in a world ruled by war lords posing as businessmen and politicians. Iraq is now the number one buyer of American manufactured weapons by the way. It's a seller's market.

June 1, 2008

I just think the man is brilliant - I love his commentaries!Jillyz <lady wrote: Very good...and very true, from my view in S Africa anyway! Jill - Shannon Morgan ntar_network ; animalconnectiontx ; Animal Rights Resources ; animalrightsandvegans ; Animals Advocates ; AnimalsNeedUsNow ; ARAs ; extreme-animal-rights ; Fortheanimals7 ; ; In Solidarity with Animals ; Planet4Animals ; Speak 4 Animals ; Vegan_Animal_Rights Friday, May 30, 2008 4:05 PM Observations by Paul Watson - Bible Dodgeball Anyone? This may be a tad lengthy,

but entertaining to the end. If you have a really good sense of humour. The Strange New WorldCommentary by Captain Paul Watson.We live in a very strange new world.According to the Chinese government the Dalai Lama who has never hurt anyone in his entire life is now officially a "terrorist."The government that is labeling the Dalai Lama as such is one of the most notorious enemies of human rights on the planet yet the Western nations are falling all over themselves to do business with these "good" communists as opposed to those "bad" commies in Cuba.Nelson Mandela remains on the United States terrorist alert list and is technically not allowed to enter the United State unless he is in possession of a diplomatic passport. In other words he is not welcome as a person but can be admitted as a "statesman."We

live in a world where taking the photograph of a seal being killed is a crime in Canada but where people engaged in the cruel slaughter of seals are portrayed as victims of anti-sealing "terrorists" armed with cameras.In Canada if you take a photograph of a sealer killing a seal it is a crime under the "Seal Protection Act."You can't make this silliness up!At this rate the only people we will soon be able to trust will be "terrorists."We live in a world where the South African leader of the African National Congress Party has been funding the regime of Robert Mugabe in Zimbabwe which has resulted in a mass exodus of refugees to South Africa where they are being persecuted for escaping the tyranny of a ruthless dictator.This same man Jacob Zuma who has said that the cure for AIDS is to rape a virgin has also declared that he is God's chosen leader.Recently Zuma had been pontificated

about what he saw as the party's God-given right to rule."Even God expects us to rule this country because we are the only organization which was blessed by pastors when it was formed," he said in a speech near Cape Town."It is even blessed in heaven. That is why we will rule until Jesus comes back."If that does not sound like a declaration towards fanatical dictatorship than I don't know what is! But he wants to buy Western weapons so that makes him a good customer in a world ruled by war lords posing as businessmen and politicians. Iraq is now the number one buyer of American manufactured weapons by the way. It's a seller's market. http://pets.Fortheanimals7/join http://www.myspace.com/fortheanimals7