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Virulent Strain Of Soy Flu Traced To Single Tofurkey

 

SAN FRANCISCO-A virulent strain of soy flu has been traced to a single

tofurkey at a Bay Area food-processing factory. " An investigation of

Green Earth Foods has located the bird-shaped loaf of firm bean curd

from which the infection originated, " said Dr. Julie L. Gerberding,

director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. " To prevent

further spreading of the disease, all tofurkeys in Northern California

are being quarantined and destroyed. " Gerberding said it appears that

the soy virus was not transmitted to the factory's Spaghetti &

Wheatballs Microwaveable Entree division.

 

from TheOnion.com

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