Guest guest Posted February 27, 2002 Report Share Posted February 27, 2002 Okay, I know The Onion isn't to a lot of peoples' tastes, but I couldn'tresist sharing this...-----GENETICALLY MODIFIED BROCCOLI SHRIEKS BENEFITS AT SHOPPERSBREMERTON, WA— A head of genetically modified broccoli shrieked itsnumerous benefits at shoppers Monday in a Seattle-area Safeway. "Icontain 40 percent more vitamin A than non-modified broccoli!" the headscreeched at terrified produce-aisle customers. "I can fight off insectsand disease without the use of pesticides!" Monsanto, makers of thevegetable, stressed that genetic-modification technology is still in itsinfancy, and that more pleasantly voiced broccoli should hit storeshelves by 2003. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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