Guest guest Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 OK, now, what's Popeye's second-favorite vegetable (after spinach, of course)? A: I yam what I yam, I'm Popeye the sailor man! Hi everybody!! I miss you all!! Sue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Greetings Members: Found this on another list. Go ahead and have a few chuckles. Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: Because it saw the salad dressingQ: What vegetable might you find in your basement?A: Cellar-y.Q: What is green and goes to a summer camp?A: A Brussels' scout. Q: What vegetable do you need a plumber for? A: A Leek. Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives?A: Because they keep their eyes peeled. Q: Where did the vegetables go to have a few drinks?A: The Salad Bar. Q: What is small, red and whispers?A: A hoarse radish.Q: What vegetable can tie your stomach in knots?A.String beans Q: Why is it not wise to tell secrets in a cornfield?A:There are too many ears. Q: When is a cucumber like a strawberry? A: When one is in a pickle and the other is in a jam. Q: What is a Honeymoon Salad?A: Lettuce alone, with no dressing. Q: What did the lettuce say to the celery? A: Quit stalking me. Q: What do you say to rotten lettuce?A: You should have your head examined. Q: Why did the Tomato go out with a prune? A: Because he couldn't find a date! Boy Melon: Honey, dew you want to run away and get married?Girl Melon: Sorry, I cantaloupe. Good Health to You Elaine Music Unlimited - Access over 1 million songs. Try it free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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