Food For Thought 11/18/04

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Robert Cohen <notmilk wrote:

notmilk From: "Robert Cohen" Sun, 14 Nov 2004 13:05:18 -0000NOTMILK - Got Lousy Bowel Movements?According to a report released by the National Association for Continence, which studies bathroom behavior, the average American spends 55 minutes per day sitting on the toilet.What is he or she doing in there for so long?Having a lousy bowel movements, that's what.Who are these folks who run the incontinence group?According to WEBSTERS DICTIONARY:"Incontinence is the inability of the body to control the evacuative functions."Thank goodness there is an organization that cares about American's toilet habits. They even have an Internet site:http://www.nafc.orgSomewhere in America, there are companies who delight in our inclination towards

irregularity.Could this be Mr. Whipple's conspiracy? Does he want us to keep squeezing the Charmin so that its softness eases the irritable "evacuations" that plague most Americans?Do the folks at Charmin and other toilet paper manufacturers want us to have an easier time of it, and in doing so, spend less time in the bathroom and use less toilet paper? Probably not.One wonders if the people at nafc.com take into account what the average American is eating.Dogs and cats eat dog and cat food. They have no problems evacuating their bowels. We've seen 'em in the act and sidestepped their firm healthy deposits on sidewalks.We've seen horses and cattle deposit their droppings, and my own guinea pigs were not challenged by incontinence. Of course, mozzerella is not guinea pig food. Neither is Ben & Jerry's ice cream.You Are What You EatEighty percent of the protein in milk and dairy products is casein, the

same tenacious glue used to hold together the wood in furniture.Eat casein and one will produce histamines, then quarts and quarts of goopy mucous. The mucous does not seep through human pores. What goes in one end, goes out the other.The average American eats 666 pounds per year of mucous-forming milk and dairy products.That represents more than enough mucous and incontinence to sink the continent of Atlantis. How does one discover the lost continent and eliminate incontinence?Discover the fountain of youth, NotMilk.Give up milk and dairy products for just one week. During that time the average American will expel a gallon or more of mucus.Got normal bowel movements? After just one week, you will improve. You will no longer sit on the toilet for 55 minutes like the average American.Give up milk and dairy, and you'll be flush with good health.There's only one thing keeping you from being as regular as Kitty and

Fido. Give up the dairy, and you'll recapture 50 of those 55 minutes that are spenton ceramic thrones paying tribute to America's dairy industry.Robert Cohenhttp://www.notmilk.com201-967-7001 Good Health to You

Elaine